RoosterRice


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lermoon:

special talent: dramatically lipsync songs and pretend that i’m in music video

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

Source: brittany-32194

politicalprof:

kohenari:

Please, please, please let this become a thing on Facebook this week.
This would be so much more fun to watch go viral than people dumping cold water on themselves.
HT: Alan Benard.

Because when Jesus said “blessed are the Peacemakers,” he meant Colt .45s

politicalprof:

kohenari:

Please, please, please let this become a thing on Facebook this week.

This would be so much more fun to watch go viral than people dumping cold water on themselves.

HT: Alan Benard.

Because when Jesus said “blessed are the Peacemakers,” he meant Colt .45s

Source: kohenari

nepetas-catnip-stash:

davejadeislaw:

faun-songs:


chmurny:


gomugomugodhead:


gambeemascara:


I found my other shades and I just couldn’t resist, I’m so vain about this. 


h-hello there


whoa it’s actually dave
he exists


likeliterally my headcanon



i dont know what ur talking about “headcanon”
this is literally canon look 

he is canon dave

Its dangerous to be this attractive

nepetas-catnip-stash:

davejadeislaw:

faun-songs:

chmurny:

gomugomugodhead:

gambeemascara:

I found my other shades and I just couldn’t resist, I’m so vain about this. 

h-hello there

whoa it’s actually dave

he exists

like
literally my headcanon

i dont know what ur talking about “headcanon”

this is literally canon look 

image

he is canon dave

Its dangerous to be this attractive

taurnus:

camsfarts:

queen-wienerlooks:

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.

shout out to being naked

Shout out to regular conversations

Source: shego

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Protesters are angry about these strange negotiations to release protesters. What kind of practice is this?

September 28th

Source: iwriteaboutfeminism

animelody:

by 止市行

Source: ateliesta

mvlans:

when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like

image

Source: mvlans

sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

Source: iraffiruse

luvallstuff:

The thing that’s so disgusting about the murders of Trayvon Martin, Mike Brown, Sean Bell etc (a very long list) is that it’s not like we’re trying to figure out who killed them. We know perfectly well. We’re just trying to figure out if that black kid deserved to die. They’re humanity is put on trial, like being a person wasn’t enough. Black people literally have to prove that we’re worthy of living.

Source: luvallstuff

setbabiesonfire:

impala-sonic-deductions:

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

And every man

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

Source: sizvideos

wordgotaround:

wordgotaround:

Source: takasquid

fischotterchen:

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

I often forget that the creator of Spongebob was actually a marine biologist at one point.

fischotterchen:

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

I often forget that the creator of Spongebob was actually a marine biologist at one point.

Source: gifsofanimalsinfilm

asapscience:

Quote by Jane Foster (Thor) 

asapscience:

Quote by Jane Foster (Thor) 

Source: asapscience

tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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Source: tastefullyoffensive