special talent: dramatically lipsync songs and pretend that i’m in music video
but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.
Please, please, please let this become a thing on Facebook this week.
This would be so much more fun to watch go viral than people dumping cold water on themselves.
HT: Alan Benard.
Because when Jesus said “blessed are the Peacemakers,” he meant Colt .45s
i dont know what ur talking about “headcanon”
this is literally canon look
he is canon dave
Its dangerous to be this attractive
shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with
shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.
shout out to being naked
Shout out to regular conversations
Protesters are angry about these strange negotiations to release protesters. What kind of practice is this?
when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like
"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"
God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there
The thing that’s so disgusting about the murders of Trayvon Martin, Mike Brown, Sean Bell etc (a very long list) is that it’s not like we’re trying to figure out who killed them. We know perfectly well. We’re just trying to figure out if that black kid deserved to die. They’re humanity is put on trial, like being a person wasn’t enough. Black people literally have to prove that we’re worthy of living.
every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash
And every man
Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.
Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious
I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB
J U N I O R
I often forget that the creator of Spongebob was actually a marine biologist at one point.
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